and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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