True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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