I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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