I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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