Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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