Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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