you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
