Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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