my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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