You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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