No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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