the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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