Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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