Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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