Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
smell my finger.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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