It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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