tell your sister to shave her snatch
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
