We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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