If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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