Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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