Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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