3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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