was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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