Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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