My nipple is on Facebook.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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