we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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