Im at strip club and am horny
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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