Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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