When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So squirting runs in the family.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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