Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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