Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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