i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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