At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
