i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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