Just mADE A PArabola og urine
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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