If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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