Me too!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
