i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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