I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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