I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
