great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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