this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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