a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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