things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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