If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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