My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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