Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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