he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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