Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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