My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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