But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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