Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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