we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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