i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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