Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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